It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.---
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam -Eng Trans. Do such kind of doings before leaving to HELL :-)ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" Eng Trans. that from every street, every one saying "Oh Dad"... "Oh Dad"
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,haathi bhi kahin chup jata,aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,pata chala chuha MQM mein tha.
Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?
When I was born Devil said..When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition---
GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI
Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai---
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....---
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!---
1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari---
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..---
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!---