Funny SMS jokes


  • Wat makes sum ppl dearest is not the happiness wen u meet them,but its the pain wen u MISS them

  • Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

  • Always ask god to give you what you deserve,not what you desire.Its bcoz your desires may be few,but you deserves a lot!
  • What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

  • FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ' You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

  • Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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